75. A Non-Dachshund Owner’s View

I’ve found an article written by a student about some of his observations of dog owners, in particular dachshunds.

“I have been a pizza delivery boy on and off for about four years now. And most of the time I can say it's a simple enough job. I get paid to drive around and eat free pizza. It's perfect, except that some people own dogs.

Firstly, dog owners act like a different breed altogether. Dog owners are used to shouting at their pets, having barking fits occur whenever the doorbell rings and picking up poop in little plastic bags. And the smaller the dog, the more dog-related memorabilia they buy. If you own a Great Dane, then your neighbors may not even know it exists. But if you own a dachshund you might be in the running for owning the third-largest collection of dachshund -themed knick-knacks in the United States.

Only the other night, I delivered a pizza to a nice family with a love of dachshunds. I could tell this because of the personalized vanity plates reading DACHSHUND or how about the sign reading, ‘This PAW-perty is protected by Weiner dog security system’. I rang the doorbell and was greeted by the smallest, but bravest dog I think I have ever seen. The owner turned up, grabbed the little dachshund and opened the door offering a little bit of wisdom: ‘Don't worry, he's more bark than bite’."

by Darren Andrews of The Collegian Online Edition

I think we all know what he means. Darren – you make it sound like a BAD thing!

74. Dachshund Heaven

Lots of dachshunds and a few others thrown in for good measure!

Photo courtesy of Coast2Coast Dachshund Rescue

73. Dachshund Illumination

Get a load of this cool dachshund lighting from alibaba.com!

This photo only shows four colors, but they are available in seven colors altogether: white, pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

I think I like the blue best

Or if you’re very rich (or very mad), you could have all seven.

72. Winning Miniature Dachshund

By Sue Loughlin of The Tribune-Star, Indiana

“Pet Idol winner finishes road to recovery
From being found on side of road unable to walk to contest champion

TERRE HAUTE — When veterinarian Michael Staub began caring for Reba, a 5-year-old miniature dachshund, the dog couldn’t walk and suffered from a fractured hip and pelvis.

Reba had been found last Aug. 8 on the side of an Edgar County, Ill., road — filthy, hungry and fearful. Staub, a veterinarian at Honey Creek Animal Hospital, believed Reba had been hit by a car or seriously abused.

Because of the extent of her injuries, “I almost was going to put her down … but I couldn’t do it,” he recalled.

Instead, he called Sandy Haggart, a dachshund lover who had participated in dachshund rescues and transports, and who has owned several of them as pets. Staub asked her to foster the abandoned dog until it could stand and walk again.

Between Staub’s veterinary care, and Haggart’s tender loving care, Reba became a survivor.

And now, Reba — so-named by Staub’s staff because of her beautiful red coat (after red-haired Reba McEntire) — is the Tribune-Star’s 2007 Pet Idol contest winner. Reba received 5,331 votes, although Haggart admits she recruited friends, family and co-workers to vote.”
Photo courtesy of tribstar.com

71. Dachshund Balloon Gift

I’ve been unable to find a dachshund Easter Egg so far, but I shall keep looking. If I don’t find one though, I will settle for this dachshund balloon available from Amazon UK, and tie it to an appropriate Easter Egg.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Balloons-World-Walking-Dog-Dachshund/dp/B000GCFO7Q#moreAboutThisProduct

I also know a lady who decorates eggs with people’s names written in icing. Maybe if I gave her a template of a dachshund shape, she could draw it in icing too.

70. Miniature Dachshund Survives Fire

Chester, an 18-month-old miniature dachshund survived an accidental stove fire that engulfed his home on Friday morning, thanks to firefighters who rushed him to the local veterinarian.

Sadly Chester's brother, Sparky, died.

Fire Marshal N. Reed Gustafson said of Chester "I knew he was going to be OK because when I turned the siren on, he started to howl,"

Emergency medical technician Peter Mendlinger held onto the cage as Gustafson drove. It was the first animal rescue for Mendlinger, a 14-year veteran EMT.

"A rescue is a rescue. You want to do what you can to save a life, any life," he said.

About 30 firefighters from the Colchester Hayward Volunteer Fire Department, Bozrah, Salem and Gardner Lake went to fight the blaze. Six firefighter cadets who were in school at Bacon Academy also went to the scene.

Read the rest of the story Here.
http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-colfire0324.artmar24,0,3489608.story?coll=hc-headlines-local

69. Long Legged Racing Dachshunds

As if Puppy Mills weren’t bad enough now dachshunds are being targeted by unscrupulous puppy farmers who want to make a lot of money out of producing racing dachshunds.

As absurd as it sounds, the wonderful dachsie breed we all know and love for it’s long body and short legs, is now being bred with longer legs so that they can race faster.

That isn’t all. These longer legged weiner dogs are being raced at greyhound tracks, and we all know what an abusive industry that is, slaughtering thousands of animals every year. So these poor dachshunds are also party to the abuse of another breed because the track owners are profiting.

The racing dachshund owners are profiting from wins, and their greed is escalating the practice of breeding these ‘super’ dachsies.

Please always buy your dachshund puppies or ANY puppies from a reputable breeder.
and do NOT support Puppy Mills. Tips for Buying Puppies Here.

Thankfully the long legged dachsie in the photo above was not bred for racing. She is half dachsund and half border collie (we think!) - my two favorite breeds – so my perfect dog then!

Photo by Joy Osman

68. Addictive Dachshund Cartoon Game

Every now and again, I get sidetracked when I should be researching what dachshunds are getting up to in the world, but when you find an archive of excellent cartoons such as those at notinmybackyard.com, it’s almost impossible to tear yourself away.

And when you finally do, you discover a game that is equally addictive! But the chances are, if I’ve just spent 15 mins playing a game on a dachshund site because it’s great, then you’ll probably love it too!

(I loved it because I won every time except once, when I wasn’t concentrating enough!)

Go here to access the game http://notinmybackyard.com/doghouse/memory

and be sure to check out the rest of the site by talented cartoonist, Dale Taylor.

67. Dachshund Jake Calls 911

DOG CALLS 911 - More free videos are here

Wow! How cute is that dog? He's so playful. I love the way the TV station put in the transcript: "Jake: Oooooooo (roughly translated)"!

In my opinion, he knew people's voices came out of the phone, and he just wanted someone to talk to!

66. Miniature Dachshund Dies after Eating Contaminated Dog Food

A lovely miniature dachshund called Sparky died after his owners changed his food, as he was becoming more and more choosy over food. But shortly afterward, he began vomiting, and ended up, not being able to keep any food down.

Celeste and Bob, Sparky’s owners had to take him to three vets before they found he was suffering from irreversible liver failure, and had to be put to sleep. Then they heard there was a recall on all Nutro dog food, and naturally believe it was the pet food that killed him.

An ingredient from a new supplier is believed to be the cause for the recall. When any company starts using a new supplier, it’s to make improvements to the company, usually to save money.

I don’t believe in giving pets ANY commercial pet food. What doesn’t kill them quickly, is killing them slowly.

In my opinion, if it ain’t fit for humans, it ain’t fit for dogs. Give your dachshund the best food you can, and add years to his or her life (and save on vets’ bills!)

Menu Foods, who make nearly 100 different pet foods have recalled all the possibly contaminated tins and pouches of food, and have listed all products recalled. There are 53 dog foods, and 42 cat foods.

Go to menufoods.com/recall for a list of all pet food recalled.

photo courtesy of recordonline.com

65. Dachshund Puppy Applique Quilt Pattern

This is a dachshund puppy quilt pattern, but what’s to stop you using the same design for collage artwork, greeting cards, T shirts, hats, pins, stained glass work, embroidery or jewellery?

Maybe you can think of a better use for the design, but it’s free at fourtwinsisters.com so amble down there to see what else you can find.

64. Doxie Custody

It is an ever increasing phenomenon that warring couples are battling to keep custody of their dogs, when they split up or divorce.

Because pets are not recognised in law at all, like children are, lawyers are having to come up with solutions such as determining which ‘parent’ the pooch goes to when called. But that doesn’t stop the couples resorting to some very underhand tactics, such as rubbing dog meat on their hands.

I suppose for dachshund owners (underhand tactics aside), the one who will allow them to sleep on the bed is always going to win!

63. Dachsie Action!

These two photos are brilliant! Dachshunds are funny most of the time, but these are great!
The top image is of Ludwig and Antonie at http://www.flickr.com/photos/paolody/229471910/
and is by Flickr user ‘And…Action!’

And the bottom photo is of Wilbur at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mommamia/210433527/ and is by Flickr user ‘Mommamia’
Check out the other photos by both photographers too – they’re both very good.

62. Dachshund Trivia Lens on Squidoo

I’ve made a ‘lens’ on Squidoo called Dachshund Trivia, so I’ll be posting stories and trivia up on there too, plus there are added dachshund resources, if you scroll down the page, or lens rather! Being a photographer, lens has a very different meaning in my world! To me the ‘lens’ on Squiddo is a profile, but there you go; each to his own.

I’ve yet to find out all that the site does, but I’ve already found lots of other interesting lenses created by other people. The main benefit though is to spread the word on whatever topic your lens is about, and gain lots of visitors to your site or blog. To see my Dachshund Trivia lens go to http://www.squidoo.com/dachshundtrivia/

61. Famous Dachshund Owners

Queen Victoria loved Dachshunds, Kaiser Wilhelm II’s dachshund was buried beside him, and Queen Margrethe, of Denmark, appealed for help when her dachsie Zenobie, went missing, and thousands of her subjects searched forests waving sausages, but sadly he was never found. Napoleon Bonaparte, J.D. Salinger and Plato also loved the breed.

Picasso’s dachshund, Lump, is said to have inspired his work, and David Hockney’s dachshunds have featured in his paintings.

Both images courtesy of Amazon.com

60. P.G. Wodehouse's Dachshund Bertie

In the last days of P.G. Wodehouse's life, he and his dachshund Bertie were inseparable. Bertie died from natural causes shortly after Wodehouse's death, as often happens. It is believed that Wodehouse's character Bertie Wooster (manservant Jeeves’ boss) was named after his dog.
image courtesy of worldroots.com

59. Dachshund Stampede!

When you order 200 Oxen on the phone, be prepared to have 200 Dachshunds delivered! This Sprint commercial shows what happens, here at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v_IYA99iL0

Of course it could work the other way too: you could hire 200 dachshunds and end up with 200 Oxen – ooer! That would be scary!

Just how cute are those two little fellas tied to the cart of hay? That's quite funny!

58. A Dachshund Poem

This little dog with ten inch clearance
Presents a ludicrous appearance
His legs are bowed, his feet turn out,
He gives us much to laugh about.
He's two dogs long, a half dog high,
In spite of which he's quick and spry;
So at his funny build don't smirk----
It's perfect for his special work.
For Dachshund plays a hero's role
In going down a badger's hole;
A badger is a savave fighter,
A vicious scratcher and a biter.
And folks who call him "dash-hound" show
Their ignorance and do not know
That dox-hoont is his proper name
In Germany from whence he came.

by lil_dachsie_angelle
image courtesy of Coast2Coastdachshund rescue

57. Stolen Dachshund Finds Her Way Home

Almost a year and a half after a young dachshund disappeared, she has now been
reunited with her delighted family.

In October 2005 Ruthie an 8 month old dachshund, was sitting on the back seat of the family car in Long Island when her owner Nancy Noel stopped to go into a store.

But when she returned to the car only moments later, Ruthie was gone.

The police were contacted, and fliers were put up arouind their neighborhood, but all to no avail.

But last week she was seen roaming around the Bronx by a good samaritan who dropped her off at a shelter in Manhattan.

Luckily Ruthie had been microchipped, and workers at the shelter were able to contact her family. Now 24 months old and 10 pounds heavier, her family never thought they’d see her again, but are over the moon she’s back home.

The moral of this story? Ruthie would never have found her way home if she wasn’t chipped – So always get your dachshund microchipped!
image courtesy of themilwaukeechannel.com

56. Photography Ban on Beaches

After yesterday’s report on possibly banning photography in the UK, many beaches all over the world are reviewing their photography policies, in order to protect children.

Sydney Australia have tried unsuccessfully to ban photography on beaches, but looking at their criteria, it does say that parents and tourists would not be affected. It just means that guards and people in general are going to be more vigilant in judging people who are taking photographs. I guess all us law abiding citizens who are just photographing the landscape and our beloved dachshunds have nothing to worry about then.
Image courtesy of
http://blog.so-net.ne.jp/forcek

55. Brits May Not Be Allowed To Snap Their Dachshunds

The UK government is trying to pass a law that will heavily restrict photography in public places. At the moment you can photograph anyone or any dog you like in a public place in Britain. No-one is given the right to privacy. But if the law is passed you will have to have an ID card to be allowed the same freedom.

I do not know who will be eligible for ID passes, but how would this affect tourists or parents, or amateur photographers or pet owners? And how would it even be policed what with inconspicuous devices such as camera cellphones?

One thing’s certain, my favourite dog photographers could not have taken most of their best work with such a law in place. I mean they’d never put a ban on oil painting, or sculpting!

image by Elliott Erwitt at
ElliottErwitt.com

54. Dachshund Photo of the Week

It may not have been posted this week, but this is the week I found it!

Actually the whole site is great fun. Well done Dot!

Image courtesy of nanopup.com
http://www.nanopup.com/indexFlash.html

53. Dachshund Notecards

I love this photograph! I’d love to run a caption competition for this – I mean what exactly is this dog thinking?
Is it ‘Help I’m lost!’?
‘Don’t even THINK about putting a leash on me!’
or ‘OK, when are you gonna be done doing those flashes?’ (I can see in his eyes the reflections of studio flashlights)
To buy your own set go to www.tadpolecrossing.com/cid-519-products.htm

52. Dachshund Lovers Say:

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Clingy
Dachshund Lovers Say: Cuddly

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Reckless
Dachshund Lovers Say: Fearless

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Pushy
Dachshund Lovers Say: Confident

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Stubborn
Dachshund Lovers Say: Tenacious

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Manipulative
Dachshund Lovers Say: Intelligent

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Bad with Kids
Dachshund Lovers Say: Will discipline kids that needed it anyway

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Hard to Housetrain
Dachshund Lovers Say: OK, we'll give you that one

Non-Dachshund Lovers Say: Needy
Dachshund Lovers Say: Loving

courtesy of www.dreamdachshundrescue.com
image coutesy of cafepress.com

51. Declining Numbers of Dachshunds In Germany

Despite Germany being the dachshund’s true home, they are the least popular pets there that they have ever been.

In a further disturbing sign, a Dachshund race in Berlin had to be cancelled this year due to lack of interest.

Helmut-Jürgen Reinhardt, chairman of the National Dachshund Society says he thinks people are opting to rescue mixed breed dogs, rather than pay for up to 500 Euros for a pedigree dachshund.

“"I grew up with Dachshunds. They're very intelligent, very faithful and they're exceedingly good actors. When it's raining outside and they don't want to go walkies they pretend to be ill. And they're brave. My Dachshund takes on any dog regardless of how big he is and says 'I'm the boss!' They really are your best friend," said Reinhardt.

story courtesy of www.spiegel.de/international
‘Waldi’ 1972 Olympic Mascot image courtesy of www.olympic.org

50. Please Have Your Dachshund ‘Done’!

In six years one female dog and her offsprings can be the source of 67,000 puppies.
In theory there is no limit to the number of offspring male dogs can produce.
Thousands and thousands of puppies are born every day in the United States. When you consider that only 11,000 humans are born each day, you can see that there can never be enough homes for all these dogs.

Apart from keeping the numbers down, and ensuring a certain level of welfare for each animal, spaying and neutering your pet can have other benefits as well:

Spaying females can reduce the risk of ovarian, breast, and uterian cancer.

Neutering male dogs can reduce testicular and prostate cancer.

Both procedures can calm the temperament of the dog, especially in males, and make them less aggressive.

49. Make Your Own Dachshund Dog Bed

Here are instructions for making a homemade dog bed with removable washable cover. This will work for any small dog of course.

For an oval shaped Dog Bed you will need:

One Manmade-Foam Pillow
One Pillowcase
Needle and Thread
Non Permanent Pen
Scissors
Velcro or zipper

For a rectangular dog bed, you will need:

One Manmade-Foam Pillow
One Pillowcase!

Looking at the above, you can probably guess just how simple it is. All you do for the rectangular dog bed is put the pillow in the pillow case, although if you don’t want your pet dachshund climbing inside the pillowcase itself, you may want to sew a zipper or velcro on the open end!

And for the oval dog bed, simply punch the corners of the pillow inward (yes, with your fist – pretend it’s your boss or something!) Then turn the pillowcase inside-out, and draw a curve on each corner, until you have an oval shape. Then sew on the line preferably with a machine, but by hand will do, if you can sew small and in a smooth line! Cut excess fabric, zig-zag or handsew the edges for added strength, attach velcro to fasten (it’s easier than sewing a zipper) turn back the proper way, stuff your pillow inside - and voila! Your new Dog bed. Your doxie will LOVE it!

48. No Gay Dachshunds’ Tails!

According to the Dachshund Club of America, a dachshund’s tail should be “set in continuation with the spine, extending without kinks, twist, or pronounced curvature, and not carried too gaily”

So it’s forbidden for your dachshund to be too happy.

Or gay!

47. Wheelchair Dachshund Inspires Disabled Patients

Hans the dachshund is doing a fantastic job as an unofficial therapy dog for the disabled, and it all happened by accident – literally.

Poor little Hans thought he could jump off the sofa, but ended up damaging his spine so much, he became paralyzed.

His owner Anne works at a rehibilitation center and the patients see Hans in his wheelchair just getting on with life, and are spurred on to get better themselves! It’s truly an uplifting story. Read it Here.
image courtesy of news8austin.com

46. Reward For Stolen Dachshund

A reward of $1500 is on offer if you can return this beloved family pet to her rightful owners. I don’t know her name but she was stolen from the Mile High Flea Market in Henderson, Denver on Monday Feb 26, and you can contact her owner Mike Bowen at 303-995-4663.

To read more go Here.
Image courtesy of Mike Bowen

45. Dachshunds Come in Pink Too

There are several greeting card designs with dachshunds on them. I like this Pop Art style pink dachshund illustration. To check them out click Here.
image courtesy of CafePress.com