Saturday 27 January 2007

13. Advice For Dachshunds!

If any dachshunds are reading this blog, I’ve found some very interesting advice for you all – just incase you’re not doing ALL of these already!

“Only come when they call you if they maintain eye contact or are less than 40 feet away. Otherwise, act deaf and have some fun. When you are finally forced to come, act abused and put upon.”

Other pearls of wisdom include:

“No chasing people, as it may require work. No exceptions-not even burglars.”

See the whole funny article Here.