Friday 9 February 2007

26. Dachshund Property Laws


1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

The Dachshund Property Laws make us humans know exactly where we stand when it comes to dachshund ownership and dachshund play! Laws courtesy of www.wienerdogs.org
image courtesy of Coast 2 coast dachshund Rescue @
www.c2cdr.org