84. Can Dachshund Tucker The Terrible Be Tamed?

Su Lum of the Aspen Times tells of how Tucker bullies two miniature dachshunds here at:

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20070411/COLUMN/104110029

I guess the moral is patience and perseverence. This seemingly little monster liked to attack puppies, and one thing I know about all dogs is that they do not attack for no reason. Tucker found puppies to be a threat. Why, we don’t know, but prove there is no threat, and you solve the problem.

All dachshunds, all dogs, and all people are good inside. It’s just fear that makes us behave badly.

83. Bernie the dachshund cross needs a home

If you live in or near Montecito California, and would like to give a much needed home to Bernie, a 5 year old Dachshund / Jack Russell Terrier mix, then please contact the shelter at the end of this post to fix a time to visit him.

Bernie was overweight when he first came to K9 PALS but was very seet natured and energetic, and got along well with children, cats and other dogs. As you can see, he looks fantastic now. Could he be the next best thing to happen to you?

For more information on adopting Bernie, stop by or call K9 PALS, at the Santa Barbara County Animal Shelter, 5473 Overpass Road, off Patterson Avenue, 681-4369.

Read more here:

http://www.montecitojournal.net/archive/13/15/922/

image courtesy of montecitojournal.net

81. Wire Haired Dachshund

When I was little, my Uncle George used to have a wire haired dachshund called Dylan, but people used to look at me like I was funny, when I told them what breed he was. One woman said in a very snotty voice to her daughter as they walked off “I hate it when owners don’t even know what dog they have…” She clearly wanted me to hear, and I wanted to shout after her that it was she who was ignorant, but I didn’t. Well, she wouldn’t have beleived me, for a start!

Because the wire haired dachshund is the least common of all the dachshunds, lots of people don’t even recognize it as being a dachshund. Most people thought he was a schnauzer puppy even when he was 12! Dylan was the softest thing you ever saw. He was so gentle. I wish I had a photo of him, but he used to look a bit like this wire haired dachshund, Rupert, that I found at petsplace.co.za

80. Sick Mother Dachshund Gets Help From a Cat

Miranda the dachshund, is one of 31 dogs recently taken away from a Union Grove dog hoarder. 27 dogs were discovered on March 25 crammed into dog carriers in a locked storage unit, covered in feces and without food or water.

Later their hoarder, Susan A. Ball of Union Grove, Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, gave up four more dogs that she had in her home.

Many of the dogs in her possession were dehydrated and malnourished, including pregnant dachshund since named Miranda after the Sex and The City character by care staff. Ball was charged with four misdemeanors for her animal neglect.

At first staff thought Miranda’s unborn puppies were dead. But “Then somebody thought they felt some movement, and she got very sick” said Jody Halladay, the senior humane officer and animal services director at Countryside, 2706 Chicory Road.

On Monday night Dr. Tom Mano at Racine Veterinary Hospital, 5748 Taylor Ave., carried out a Caesarean section on the dachshund, and two female puppies survived.


But their sick mother was not well enough to care for them. That’s where Krissie the former stray cat stepped in to help.

Krissie had been brought to Countryside, then moved into a foster home with Jim and Joyce Bates of Mount Pleasant, who shelter dogs and cats for Countryside almost constantly.

Krissie was also pregnant. Her three kittens are now just over a week old.
And on Tuesday, the Bateses introduced Miranda’s two pups to Krissie.

The Bateses rubbed kittens against both puppies to give them the same scent. Then after placing the kittens back, they added the puppies.

Amazing! The heroic mother cat is now nursing her three kittens and Miranda’s two puppies.

But what about Miranda?

She is extremely underweight, debilitated in several ways and still undergoing the stress of birth. On Friday she was still extremely sick, not eating and only on intravenous fluids, said Liz Dahlstrom, the practice manager at the vet hospital.

But if Miranda recovers, the clinic’s staff may be reluctant to give her up to Countryside and adoption for a while, as they’re all very attached to her.

Dahlstrom said “When the dog came over here, everybody fell in love with her”.

Let’s hope Miranda pulls through. I get so angry when animals needlessly suffer like this.
Original story courtesy of journaltimes.com

79. Dachshund Limerick

There was a young dachshund named Mellam
Who had an underdeveloped cerebellum
He went to Asda
To buy a Mazda
But soon found out they don't sell 'em

78. Dachshunds nearly gets run over – in her own home!

On Monday night, an elderly lady sat in her living room, cuddled up in front of the TV with her pet dachshund Cleo, when all of a sudden a truck crashed into her house.

Amazingly, it was a wooden bar that her late husband built that possibly saved hers and Cleo’s life.

And more amazingly, Evelyn Sechrest forgives the young driver who was showing off in front of his friends, by trying to perform a skidding stunt. I wonder if Cleo forgives him though! Poor little thing.

Read the whole story at: http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/local/states/california/17024642.htm

The thing that made me laugh, was when on TV’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Heather Mills and her partner were about to take the stage, when Mrs Sechrest heard a “deafening rumble and boom, and the living room wall exploded inward”. I didn’t realise Heather's dancing was quite that bad.

76. Mini Dachshund Dog Bed

'Chilly Dog beds' as they are known, are quality pet beds for small dogs who love a snuggle bed. The Chilly Dog bed is a washable, warm, and portable pet bed with a built-in blanket.

How suggley is this dog bed? It’s like a luxury sleeping bag for dogs, and as modelled in the photo, we have a lovely dachshund Maggie showing off with her Chilly Dog bed available from chillydog.com

75. A Non-Dachshund Owner’s View

I’ve found an article written by a student about some of his observations of dog owners, in particular dachshunds.

“I have been a pizza delivery boy on and off for about four years now. And most of the time I can say it's a simple enough job. I get paid to drive around and eat free pizza. It's perfect, except that some people own dogs.

Firstly, dog owners act like a different breed altogether. Dog owners are used to shouting at their pets, having barking fits occur whenever the doorbell rings and picking up poop in little plastic bags. And the smaller the dog, the more dog-related memorabilia they buy. If you own a Great Dane, then your neighbors may not even know it exists. But if you own a dachshund you might be in the running for owning the third-largest collection of dachshund -themed knick-knacks in the United States.

Only the other night, I delivered a pizza to a nice family with a love of dachshunds. I could tell this because of the personalized vanity plates reading DACHSHUND or how about the sign reading, ‘This PAW-perty is protected by Weiner dog security system’. I rang the doorbell and was greeted by the smallest, but bravest dog I think I have ever seen. The owner turned up, grabbed the little dachshund and opened the door offering a little bit of wisdom: ‘Don't worry, he's more bark than bite’."

by Darren Andrews of The Collegian Online Edition

I think we all know what he means. Darren – you make it sound like a BAD thing!

73. Dachshund Illumination

Get a load of this cool dachshund lighting from alibaba.com!

This photo only shows four colors, but they are available in seven colors altogether: white, pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

I think I like the blue best

Or if you’re very rich (or very mad), you could have all seven.

69. Long Legged Racing Dachshunds

As if Puppy Mills weren’t bad enough now dachshunds are being targeted by unscrupulous puppy farmers who want to make a lot of money out of producing racing dachshunds.

As absurd as it sounds, the wonderful dachsie breed we all know and love for it’s long body and short legs, is now being bred with longer legs so that they can race faster.

That isn’t all. These longer legged weiner dogs are being raced at greyhound tracks, and we all know what an abusive industry that is, slaughtering thousands of animals every year. So these poor dachshunds are also party to the abuse of another breed because the track owners are profiting.

The racing dachshund owners are profiting from wins, and their greed is escalating the practice of breeding these ‘super’ dachsies.

Please always buy your dachshund puppies or ANY puppies from a reputable breeder.
and do NOT support Puppy Mills. Tips for Buying Puppies Here.

Thankfully the long legged dachsie in the photo above was not bred for racing. She is half dachsund and half border collie (we think!) - my two favorite breeds – so my perfect dog then!

Photo by Joy Osman

68. Addictive Dachshund Cartoon Game

Every now and again, I get sidetracked when I should be researching what dachshunds are getting up to in the world, but when you find an archive of excellent cartoons such as those at notinmybackyard.com, it’s almost impossible to tear yourself away.

And when you finally do, you discover a game that is equally addictive! But the chances are, if I’ve just spent 15 mins playing a game on a dachshund site because it’s great, then you’ll probably love it too!

(I loved it because I won every time except once, when I wasn’t concentrating enough!)

Go here to access the game http://notinmybackyard.com/doghouse/memory

and be sure to check out the rest of the site by talented cartoonist, Dale Taylor.

7. 200 Dachshunds Crossing The Street!

Here's a lovely news story about The Southbeach Dachshund Winterfest that took place yesterday.

Says Elinor J Brechor of the Miami Herald:

"Actually, when it comes to dachshunds, any display of shyness is inconceivable, which guarantees that the fifth annual South Beach Dachshund Winterfest, taking place Saturday, probably will be a lot like last year's.

''It's unmanageable. There's a lot of barking . . . We stopped traffic on Ocean Drive when 200 tried to cross the street,'' is how Ruth Remington, the event's founder, described it.

As the wag H.L. Mencken once noted: ''The dachshund is a half-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long,'' which makes it the canine world's visual cartoon.

Comparisons to wieners and sausages are unavoidable, so dachshund owners -- if not the dachshunds themselves -- embrace them.

Count on seeing any number tricked out in hot-dog-bun costumes for the event, which begins at noon in the park along Ocean Drive between 11th and 12th streets".

Read more Here.

4. Are Dachshunds Wieners, Weiners, Weeners or Weenies?

I’ve noticed that a lot of people misspell the word Wiener, and that is important to note when searching for information on wiener dogs on the internet.

The two most common spellings are Weiner and Weener, so if I make a post with those misspellings tagged, hopefully they’ll find their way here!

In most of the English language, the rule of ‘i’ before the ‘e’ except after ‘c’ applies, but Wiener is not an English word, it’s German, and refers to Wien which is the capital of Austria, known to us as Vienna.

So for those who want information on Weiners, Weeners and Weenies, come here to be enlightened and go away with info on Wieners!
image courtesy of www.e-michael.jp